February 2012
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“Those faces you see every day on the streets were not created entirely without...”
– Charles Bukowski
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Anonymous asked: Are you going to kill yourself?
today i figured out how i want my funeral to go. it’s going to be awesomeee!
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“Everything in nature talks. You just have to learn a different language.”
– Louis Silverstein
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Do you like bacon?
of course.
Ask me anything
“All photographs are accurate, none of them are true.”
– Richard Avedon
“I just want to tell and laugh at rape jokes and support rapists without being...”
– The Internet
Elevator blow jobs. (a haiku)
socialistscum:
Go down while rising,
It’s an oral paradox,
Oh damn one floor left,
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“My soul is from elsewhere, I’m sure of that, and I intend to end up there.”
– Rumi
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us...”
– E.E. Cummings
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“No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did he would cease to...”
– Oscar Wilde
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“Unbeing dead isn’t being alive.”
– E.E. Cummings
cosmo tip #186
expertcosmotips:
buy a pizza
Anonymous asked: just wondering, Do you have any regrets?
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“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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danemartin:
I desperately need a job and the only options that makes sense to me are specialist phone dominatrix and plant salesman.
“I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
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“Do you love my insides? the parts you can’t see?”
– Drusilla
“It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
“Umm sweetie you’re like 12, why are you even on the internet.”
– 13 year olds
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